Well that theory is certainly born out as she clearly couldn’t concentrate on what to wear with her flatties! She must have grabbed David’s jeans in the rush to get out!

The normally well groomed, fashion plate, Posh Spice, who even turns up to ball games dressed to kill, let her guard down as she took her 4 children to Disneyland recently wearing a tatty black T, what appears to be size 12 jeans on her size 0 body and flatties which may have been used in Spartacus, the movie!

Four children? Yes, Cruz Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham and David Beckham!

The rest of the family seem to be aware of what a tramp Victoria Beckham looks as ol’ Golden Balls bows his head, Cruz fakes narcolepsy and Romeo is hiding behind his dad! Brooklyn has escaped altogether!

It also appears that she finds her appetite difficult to concentrate on no matter where she is. The woman is a stick insect!

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But if her new movie, The Rebound is anything to go by, Jones really needn’t have bothered. Her character is a single parent living in New York City who catches the eye of her younger neighbor, portrayed by Justin Bartha.

With roles more suited to her age Miss Jones hardly needs to keep up appearances as she may have in the past when filling the roles of The Mask of Zorro, starring Antonio Banderas and the musical Chicago with Renée Zellweger.

With Catherine’s entire body now much slimmer, it’s not likely that Catherine had any cosmetic surgery to attain her new figure as the often fuller-figured actress has spoken out against Hollywood’s obsession with super-skinny girls, although she has now successfully achieved the look most highly coveted by women around the world. So a lack of food, rather than lipo is most likely behind Catherine’s recent thinness.

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George has an idea that it all amounts to propaganda on behalf of the government to keep the masses from reading about any relevant stories that may affect the world in general. In an interview on the South Bank Show, Michael stated, “In England I’ve probably had about 20 or 30 front pages in last two-and-a-half-years and what interests me is what else happened on those same days, and how much our government is getting away with day after day. It’s the perfect cover-up to every major story they don’t want us to hear: ‘What did Britney Spears do today? Where did George Michael fall asleep?’”

While he probably has a point, George is only pointing his finger at the morons who only have limited ability to read, never mind process such information, and have probably only ever seen The Times, The Observer, The Guardian and the Financial Times holding their greasy fish and chips and onion baji firmly in place!

So don’t fret too much George, the intelligent among us realize that most of the rubbish we read about you, and your new best friend, Britney Spears, is probably a load of old bull!

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Being sixth in line to the British throne certainly doesn’t play much importance in the life of the young Princess as she spent the evening drinking in a local pub only to return to her school with the urge to remove her clothes and frolic with her equally naked friends!

A source told the Sun newspaper, “It was a couple of weeks ago just before people started taking their A-levels and some find exams all a bit stressful. For some reason they stripped off and started prancing about It was light-hearted and they were sort of frolicking like nymphs. But they got too noisy and staff discovered them. They had to quickly pick up their clothes and hot-foot it inside.

Seems like this young Princess and grand daughter of Queen Elizabeth II is going to be supplying the media with many a good story for years to come!

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Just ask Gordon Ramsay or Wolfgang Puck, a soufflé never rises twice!

As much as you cant pump the air back into a soufflé you cant claw back a relationship, especially in Hollywood as these two have proved hundreds of times before with their relationship rekindling attempts!

So the news that former Baywatch beauty, Pamela Anderson has reunited with her ex husband, and Motley Crew band member, Tommy Lee, whom she divorced in 1998, we can all expect to see a flat, pulpy mess laying all over Beverly Hills in the next few months!

Given the length of her last relationship, a marriage, to Rick Salomon, which lasted all of two months, the future doesn’t look very hopeful for a Lee/Anderson 30^th wedding anniversary in 2038!

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Known as Hollywood’s most notorious bachelor and having been named People magazine’s Most Eligible Bachelor and Sexiest Man Alive, twice, and having been romantically tied to a bevy of Hollywood beauties, Larson could only have been placing herself on a suicide mission thinking she could be the girl to tame Clooney!

A friend of the now red eyed Sarah told Fox News of Larson, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated.”

After moving into Clooney’s L.A mansion, Larson must have believed she was really something special only to find that just as quickly as she unpacked her bags, she was packing them and heading back to her old crowd on the Las Vegas strip.

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The actress and Playboy cover girl, Jessica Alba, 27, can once again return to showing us all what a fantastic figure she has after giving birth this weekend to her long awaited baby girl, Honor Marie Warren.

After marrying Cash Warren, 29, in a very low key ceremony three weeks ago in the Beverly Hills courthouse, the happy couple greeted the arrival of their first baby at Los Angeles’ Cedars Sinai Medical Center on Saturday.

Congratulations to the new parents!

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Does Naomi Campbell have a penchant for police, police stations, judges and prison cells?

After being charged, and pleading guilty, in 1998, to assaulting an assistant in Toronto, Canada, Campbell went before prosecutors but following her expression of remorse, was released without punishment or a criminal record. But her temper wasn’t dampened by the experience!

Again, being charged and pleading guilty once again, to throwing a cell phone at her maid in New York City back in 2007 and being ordered to do community service and attending a two-day anger-management program, one would have assumed Campbell would have caught on to the fact that being a celebrity doesn’t exempt you from the long arm of the law!

But once again, history repeated itself in the 38 year supermodel’s life when she was charged with assaulting two police officers during an alleged luggage rage incident at Heathrow Airport’s new terminal 5.

The Crown Prosecution Service said Campbell faced five charges consisting of, three counts of assaulting a constable, two counts of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to the cabin crew and one count of disorderly conduct.

The assault charges carry a maximum sentence of six months in prison and/or a fine of up to £5,000. The other charges are also punishable by a fine.

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What the hell is David Hasselhoff thinking of going public in a black PVC shirt, trousers, bling and sporting a hairstyle more suited to a friend of Ellen DeGeneres or Lindsay Lohan than a coast guarding hunk from Baywatch!

Is ‘Davidoff’ having a mid life crisis and the urge to look like Posh Spice or is it a sexual identity crisis?

Whatever it is he needs to sort it out. FAST!

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Its as good as getting those 6 numbers on the lottery when you have been a member of a 1990’s has been all girl band, The Spice Girls and then continue to con the world that you are creating albums worth buying!

During her second day on holiday in Miami, Scary Spice went pool side to provide onlookers with a show as she feasted on strawberries, pink champagne, salad, and completed her solo performance with a less than healthy cigarette.

Not only is Mel B attempting a solo music career but she is also trying her hand at a modeling career.

There is no justice in this world! There are truly talented, beautiful girls who attend R.A.D.A. and modeling schools running up massive grants and then a short tubby little talent less madam like Mel B runs away with idea that she can be the next top model or song bird!

Is there a Mad Spice, cos she can have the title!

But wait, is someone coming to our rescue and holding her under for the count of 100?

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